Tuesday, August 22, 2006
SoaP: The fans contribute.
Top 10 suggestions offered by fans via the internet that did NOT make it into the final cut of "Snakes on a Plane":
-"Have one of the snakes trick a stewardess into taking the apple from the Overhead Bin of Knowledge."
-"Have the plane collide with a skyscrapper. Everyone loves to see that!"
-"Put the director's commentary on the finished print so we don't have to wait for the DVD."
-"Have the snakes trained not to bite bare flesh, so the only way the passengers can survive is if they get naked."
-"Have the snakes come from a middle-eastern country and hiss with an accent."
-"Have the snakes go to High School and sing musical numbers."
-"Spend as much on advertising as you did on The Lord of the Rings trilogy."
-"Use real snakes and make all the people computer-generated."
-"Somehow stick it to 'Lady in the Water'"
-"Have Samuel L. Jackson's character speak parseltongue."
Top 10 suggestions offered by fans via the internet that did NOT make it into the final cut of "Snakes on a Plane":
-"Have one of the snakes trick a stewardess into taking the apple from the Overhead Bin of Knowledge."
-"Have the plane collide with a skyscrapper. Everyone loves to see that!"
-"Put the director's commentary on the finished print so we don't have to wait for the DVD."
-"Have the snakes trained not to bite bare flesh, so the only way the passengers can survive is if they get naked."
-"Have the snakes come from a middle-eastern country and hiss with an accent."
-"Have the snakes go to High School and sing musical numbers."
-"Spend as much on advertising as you did on The Lord of the Rings trilogy."
-"Use real snakes and make all the people computer-generated."
-"Somehow stick it to 'Lady in the Water'"
-"Have Samuel L. Jackson's character speak parseltongue."
# posted by Test_Pilot @ 2:55 AM 
