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-Superman battles a supervillain.

-Superman has some very witty banter with Lois Lane.

-Perry White actually says something funny when he gets angry.

-Jimmy Olsen gets laid.

-The kid who takes the picture of Superman holding the car over his head (just like on the cover of Action Comics #1) also manages to take a picture of Superman picking his nose.

-Krypto shows up and pees on Lex Luthor's leg.

-When asked about crystals, the image of Jor-El turns to Lex Luthor and says, "You're not my son! Who the #$%@ are you!?"

-Batman chews Superman out for accidentally leaving his cell phone off during the 5 years he was away.

-Superman admits to Ma Kent that going to the last fragment of the planet Krypton was "...a bone-headed idea. What the #$%@ was I thinking? Next year, I'm taking my vacation on Apokolips."

# posted by Test_Pilot @ 1:19 AM