Tuesday, January 02, 2007
The Top Ten Best Remembered Things about the late President Ford:-His potato salad with sliced pineapples.
-Regarded balding as a sign of dominance.
-He slipped down a staircase when disembarking from an airplane.
-Considered Jim Morrison a close, personal friend.
-He slipped on one of Spot’s “little presents” when visiting the White House in 2002.
-Frequently gave copies of “The Illustrated Kama Sutra” to his in-laws.
-He slipped on a pool of vomit at the quarterly “I Hate Chevy Chase” support group meeting in December, 1983.
-The worst thing he ever said about a movie was, “There was too much dancing.” He was referring to Showgirls (1995).
-He slipped on a puddle of blood at Goth-Fest 1999 in Vail, Colorado.-Worked hard to find his spiritual center. Found it much easier to stay away from his wife’s Center.
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Hey Anonymous, stop posting on my blog, you f**king troll! I already got all the viagra I can handle (Meaning my pole hasn't gone limp since 2004--I'll be posting the photos on this blog soon).
Regarding the matter at hand, what's with the Ford tributes? A lot of folks pointed out that Ford was handed the presidency, and I don't remember him being exceptional or long-lasting. As the Cult of the Presidency becomes more...Caesar-ish, I expect the next presidential death (Carter and G. H. W. Bush must be neck and neck) will involve the entombing of ten thousand slaves, to accompany said ex-president on their journey through the afterworld.
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Regarding the matter at hand, what's with the Ford tributes? A lot of folks pointed out that Ford was handed the presidency, and I don't remember him being exceptional or long-lasting. As the Cult of the Presidency becomes more...Caesar-ish, I expect the next presidential death (Carter and G. H. W. Bush must be neck and neck) will involve the entombing of ten thousand slaves, to accompany said ex-president on their journey through the afterworld.
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