Tuesday, April 10, 2007

 
The Top Ten Prizes Larry Birkhead Will Receive for Being Named the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby, Dannielynn.

-A t-shirt that says, “I slept with Anna Nicole Smith and all I got was this t-shirt, a child, and control over a multi-million dollar inheritance.”

-The Elmo DVD, “So Your Mommy’s Dead.”

-The legal right to give the baby a name that won’t be cruelly ridiculed by schoolmates.

-The Barney DVD, “Dads Who Make Bad Choices Need Love, Too.”

-The book, “Baby Dangling For Fun & Attention,” by Michael Jackson.

-A lifetime supply of the new baby foods from Jack Daniels.

-The Baby Einstein DVD, “Baby Keith Richards – Psychedelic Cigarettes Made from Me Dad.”

-The legal right to have the “666” birthmark on the back of Dannielynn’s head removed.

-10 cases of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.

-Kato Kalin offers to stay in the guesthouse and baby-sit on weeknights.


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