Thursday, November 01, 2007
MASTER BLASTER'S RULES:
1. The person with the largest cheeks is boss.
2. When Master Blaster smiles, he gets what he wants.
3. When Master Blaster cries, he gets what he wants.
4. Master Blaster gets what he wants.
5. Burping and farting are adorable when performed by someone under 3 feet tall.
6. Henceforth, smears of spit, snot, and milk-barf shall be worn on all articles of clothing, as signs of allegiance to Master Blaster.
1. The person with the largest cheeks is boss.
2. When Master Blaster smiles, he gets what he wants.
3. When Master Blaster cries, he gets what he wants.
4. Master Blaster gets what he wants.
5. Burping and farting are adorable when performed by someone under 3 feet tall.
6. Henceforth, smears of spit, snot, and milk-barf shall be worn on all articles of clothing, as signs of allegiance to Master Blaster.
# posted by toner_low @ 10:02 PM 
