Monday, February 04, 2008
Top Ten Reasons Why "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour" was #1 at the box office this weekend ($29 million):
1) The plot dazzles with amazing twists and turns.
2) The characters grow in astounding ways.
3) The screenplay by Tom Stoppard contained many subtle jabs against current political figures.
4) The action sequences are electrifying. John Woo did another fantastic job.
5) Jon Voight's hilarious cameo as the same school prinicipal he played in "Bratz".
6) 98% of the movie theater audience members are concert audience members as well.
7) Unlike Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express" or Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Double Impact", Miley Cyrus handles multiple roles with ease. There's no mistaking her
performance as the bubbly singer Hannah Montana with her performance as the bubbly singer Miley Cyrus.
8) Not since "The Man Who Wasn't There" and "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" has there been a film with a concept screaming to be made in 3-D!
9) Miley Cyrus is a brunette. Hannah Montana is blonde. Thus two audience demographics are satisfied instead of just one. (The redhead demographic will get their fill in the sequel.)
10) All of the hilarious references to "Meet the Spartans", "Epic Movie", and "Date Movie".
1) The plot dazzles with amazing twists and turns.2) The characters grow in astounding ways.
3) The screenplay by Tom Stoppard contained many subtle jabs against current political figures.
4) The action sequences are electrifying. John Woo did another fantastic job.
5) Jon Voight's hilarious cameo as the same school prinicipal he played in "Bratz".
6) 98% of the movie theater audience members are concert audience members as well.
7) Unlike Tom Hanks in "The Polar Express" or Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Double Impact", Miley Cyrus handles multiple roles with ease. There's no mistaking her
performance as the bubbly singer Hannah Montana with her performance as the bubbly singer Miley Cyrus.8) Not since "The Man Who Wasn't There" and "Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" has there been a film with a concept screaming to be made in 3-D!
9) Miley Cyrus is a brunette. Hannah Montana is blonde. Thus two audience demographics are satisfied instead of just one. (The redhead demographic will get their fill in the sequel.)
10) All of the hilarious references to "Meet the Spartans", "Epic Movie", and "Date Movie".
# posted by Test_Pilot @ 3:57 AM 
