Monday, February 11, 2008
1) The plot, like the title, is overly complicated.
2) The character development, like the title, is overly long.
3) The action sequence, like the title, is tedious.
4) The love story, like the title, is cruel and surprisingly violent.
5) The nudity, like the title, is nauseating.
6) The movie was doomed because the Heartland couldn’t care less about Wild West Comedy. Neither could
7) The screenplay by Tom Stoppard sat on the shelf for over a decade, so the jabs at political figures are extremely dated.
8) Jon Voight’s lame cameo as the same Defense Secretary he played in “Transformers”.
9) 98% of the movie theater audience members are show audience members as well. But as the shows were performed in small clubs or theaters, that meant a miniscule audience at best.
10) Vince Vaughn gave a terrible performance as Vince Vaughn. He was completely unconvincing as himself, especially during the 18-minute monolog about every detail of his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.
